The One with Ross's Sandwich Phoebe: I'm taking a Literature class at the New School. Chandler: Well, sorry doesn't bring back the little piggy that cried all the way home. Joey: I remember one day I was at the bus stop and this cool fall breeze came blowing out of nowhere and totally lifted this chick's skirt. I should be thankful for the wonderful fall we've been having.
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So why don't you be a grownup and come watch some TV in the fort? The One with All the Thanksgivings Rachel: You know what we should do? We should play that game where everybody says what they're thankful for. Ross is our friend and he needs us right now. Monica: Right, you only go for them five minutes before they get married. And besides, you know, I don't, I don't go for guys right after they get divorced. I mean, he's gonna be screwed up for a long time. He's nice! Y'know, you always stick up for the people we fog! The One Where Ross Moves In Rachel: No, I can't get started with all that Ross stuff again. Yeah, he just got back from like this four-month trek in the Andes. Who's Danny? Joey: Dan just moved in downstairs. Rachel: We were, we were just in the storage area and we saw this really creepy man! Rachel: It was, like, this crazy-eyed, hairy beast man! He was like a, like a bigfoot or a yeti or something! Monica: And he came at us with an axe, so Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him! Rachel: Yeah, I - I - I just pulled the tab and I just fogged his yeti ass! Joey: Uhh, like, dark hair, bushy beard? Rachel: Yeah! Joey: Yeah, you fogged Danny. The One with the Yeti Monica: So basically, this is a getting-rid-of-everything-Rachel-ever-used sale. Monica: I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair in Jersey! Chandler: Okay! You know you're not, though. Chandler: I'll say I have a conference and you can have a. Monica All weekend? That's a whole lot naked. What if we went away for the weekend? No interruptions and we could be naked the entire time. Monica: I'm really getting tired of always sneaking around all the time. We may have to repopulate the Earth! Chandler: And condoms are the way do that? Phoebe: Ooh, Mad Libs! MINE! Chandler: Condoms? Joey: Hey, you don't know how long we're gonna be in here. Monica: Ooh! Candy bars, crossword puzzles. What are you doing? Joey: Well, remember when they had that big fight and broke up, and we got stuck in here with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, you know? So I hid this in here. The One with the Kips Phoebe: Can you hear anything? Chandler: Oh, yeah, someone just said, "Can you hear anything?" Monica: Hey, Joey's ass. Will Chandler have sex tonight? "Don't count on it." Seems like it works to me.
it is broken! Monica: All right, let me see. Magic 8-Ball, should I never see Rachel again? "Ask again later." Later is not good enough! "Ask again later." What the hell! This is broken! It.
Joey: You know the bee probably died when he stung you? Phoebe: Dammit! Joey: How is that a good deed? Phoebe: Because now the bee gets to look tough in front of his bee friends. The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Phoebe: I just found a selfless good deed I went to the park and let a bee sting me. Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think? Phoebe: Works on you. Rachel: I am so gonna miss seeing you freak people out like that.Ĭhandler: So, uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her? Phoebe: They're gonna call her Chandler. Ross: I can't catch a break! The 100th Nurse: Now, which one of you is the father? Phoebe: Oh no, neither of them are the father. Ross: I'm just going to wander around in the rain. I'm not comfortable having that kind of power and control over someone's life. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me. The One with All the Kissing Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. Chandler: It could've been worse he could have shot her. The One After Ross Says Rachel Joey: You know, I think that went well.
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